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That's not just a rubber duck in your bath, that's not just a sponge in your shower, that's not just a loofah in your hand. All of these and other washing accoutrements are methods of communication to enable you to get in touch with us. Simply pick up that flannel or toe nail brush and speak into it. We'll get back in less time that it takes to reach Mars, so expect to hear from us in about 7 months.

NB- For thise requiring a faster response to their questions, please call +44(0) 207 488 1712 or email info at etc.

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